"When you think you have friends, you don't. You just have people who occupy a spot in your life until they find a more convenient situation for themselves."

      Now I know what you're thinking, 'well I'm the exception to the rule because my ego and unthinking brain processes this as a non-automatic response that I cannot comprehend because it doesn't have a reality show on MTV right now,' but the truth hurts, and so does your brain when you try to think, that's why you choose not to. We all pretend that we like everybody we hang out with outside of our family as equals and we don't consider one friend to be more superior than any other, oh wait, that's exactly what we do, but we shift who that best friend is depending on who is present with us to talk shit about the people that aren't around for the evening, or weekend, or whatever. Oh yeah Timmy's a fucking asshole, only cares about himself and is self-centered blah blah blah is what you say to Jimmy about Timmy. Then the next day you go over to visit Timmy and repeat everything you said bad about Timmy about Jimmy in front of Timmy, as if it cancels out and you pretend that you didn't do or say anything wrong just as long as you think you can play median and have an ego to think your above this when in reality you're worse than Timmy and Jimmy combined, because you can see the bigger picture whereas they can't and yet you let laziness to dominant your life as you sit back and watch that bullshit happen all the time.

       Anyways, these people in our life we call "friends" aren't much better than Facebook's version of "friends" which has pretty much taken over what a true friend used to be. It's quite sad really, that the cyber definition of "friend" has become more important than making sure you stand by the most important people you choose to be around in your life through the good times and the bad. Now it's much more important to post some stupid fucking picture of yourself from an angle that disguises your true body mass in an attempt to get compliments from guys and what's worse is when you fucking tell your "friends" through a text message (another great way to intimately communicate by the way) that you just posted some new pix so go on my FB and comment plz. Fuck that shit man. How about taking a friend out to lunch and having a conversation with ears and your mouths and turn your fucking cell phone off for 30 mins so you can remember what it feels like to truly be a human.

-MW-