Thoughts for 15 minutes.

1. ghost vs. aliens
2. pepsi next half diet/half not shitty tasting
3. dont have to use punctuation in this stupid ass exercise.
4. going to put this online somewhere
5. song playing that reminds me of when wife was an assclown to me. -moving on rascal flatts
6. feel a headache coming on
7. headache could be caused by putting off this shit i need to take.
8. beer
9. kids beating their toys up with a toy axe-potential anger management issues
10. brain cramp from toys getting their ass kicked.
11. stupid brain refuses to not use punctuation.
12. named this 'thoughts for 15 minutes' then set the timer for 10 minutes. Dirp.
13. need to poop still.
14. cant wait to go back to work monday. a place where my work ethic is really rewarded.
15. just kidding.
16. instagram sold to facebook for $1 billion.
17. stupid shit.
18. son crying
19. told him to shut up.
20. shitty song playing. have to change
21. need to think of something to sell to people with lower brain power than me.
22. just have to make it something dumb that people with too much spare money will buy.
23. should definitely be drinking water instead of this brain cell killing pop
24. yes! no period on that last one!
25. 30 seconds with no brain activity.
26. wonder if that is how the majority of the population feels during 95% of their day.
27. kid screaming again
28. need to hook my computer up in the man cave and ban them from down there during writing time.
29. stupid cry-baby strong minded female song playing
30. boo hoo, he left me. ill be ok. ill find someone better. etc....
31. wife just turned the light off.
32. asshole.
33. distracted by the timer running out

Yield Sign Vs. Stop Sign

This is for all of you fuckheads who have forgotten what these simple traffic signs stand for.

A yield sign is a god damn triangle. You know, the shape with three sides. It fucking says "yield" right on it. Yield doesn't mean to come to a complete stop if there is no traffic where you are merging. It means slow your fag ass down and see if you can safely merge onto the road you are trying to get to.

A stop sign is an octagon. It had the word "stop" on it. That is the one you stop at numbnuts. (Editors note: you can roll through said sign, but after two $200 tickets, I suggest you stop all the way.)

This is kind of a retarded ass post, but I feel the need to have daily Public Service Announcent from here forward in an attempt to save the human race from early extinction. fro

Letter To My Kids

Dear Caleb and Ashton,

I'm sorry that other than uncle Eli,  your aunt and other uncle want nothing to do with you. Your uncle is self-centered and controlled by his woman while your aunt is the same, with the added benefit of being controlled by an interacial relationship.

Daddy never had the chance to be close to his family. Actually they abandoned my part of the family, knowing we had no place to live or food to eat. When I had you Caleb, I thought things would change. I thought they would make an attempt to be a part of your life. But no, not one single minute attempt at even trying to see you. I'm not exaggerating. Not one person from daddy's family, with the exception of MawMaw and Eli, has made even the slightest attempt to see you. Nobody from daddy's family visits you after your surgeries Ashton. They don't call to check on you when you make your monthly visit to the emergency room.

Recently, daddy's grandma has been hospitalized. I haven't gone to visit her. MawMaw told me that I should to which I replied, " Why, I don't go see her any other time. Why pretend to care now? She doesn't even call to check on my kids. Let me know whem the funeral is and i'll be there if I can."
I'm sorry that I seem so negative. I'm glad that I am your father. You have plenty of support and caring people around you between mommy's family and Daddy's friends.

Love,
Daddy

" When you are content with today, there is no reason to live for tomorrow."

I work in a shit hole. That is not me complaining about having a shitty job in this shitty economy. That is me calling a spade, a spade. I work in a place where office employees are more important than the warehouse employees. It's actually quite fucking annoying. When there is extra work to be done, we are the ones who stay late and get it done. We are the ones who sacrifice all of our free time, all of our family time, and our sanity to make sure the job gets fucking done. But these worthless office fucks can't so much as take their own trash to the dumpsters. Don't worry, I will take a break out of my never ending job to throw that away for you, you fuck. On top of it all, there is an attitude from management that we should feel obligated to sacrifice any and everything for the good of the company.

I think the thing that pisses me off the most, aside from the "I'm better than you" attitude from the front office, or the " You're lucky to have a job" attitude from management, is the contentedness from the warehouse staff. This isn't a fucking career, it's a dead-end miserable, life-draining job. You should not accept it as the peak of your professional life, but as a big ass fucking stepping stone to get you to your next stop. I don't want to be the 50 year old guy still working in a dead end job. You should never accept your current situation as the best it will ever get in your life. When you do, or at least when I do, I will find myself waking up everyday wondering why am I continuing to live when it will never get better than this.

Live everyday with the intention of making the next day better. Find one little thing to accomplish this. Exercise a little more. Tend to your hobby. Clean out your closet. Just do something, anything to fucking appreciate the extra day you were given, because we all run out of days eventually.

Education is overrated. You just need the right idea at the right time

       

  I guess by that I mean that a college education is a waste of time. That's a disclaimer just in case a random high school student inadvertently stumbles upon this blog somehow while scouring the internet for porn. At the very least finish high school that way you can learn to, I don't know, speak proper English. Just skip the stupid fucking part in math where the teacher shows you some shit like this:  
What the fuck all that is about I have no idea. Let me give you an example of math you will need in life.
Total of your monthly bills = $2000
Total of your monthly wages from your underpaying job that you got a degree for = $1800
so 1800-2000= Your car getting repossessed.

          Maybe a college degree would have kept me from going off subject for the opening paragraph of this essay, or blog, or what the fuck ever this is. Back to the subject. Some of the most successful people in the world are college dropouts. I measure success in $$$ because good feelings and happiness don't fucking pay for bills, regardless of what any tree-hugging dipshit tells you.

          Here are two of the more popular examples of people who are fricking rich and said "The fuck with college." (I'm only listing two because frankly, I'm too fucking lazy to research anymore.) Bill Gates and Mark Zuckenberg. Dudes are fucking loaded. Zuckenberg is the founder of Facebook, which even you half-wits should have known. This fucking guy is worth about $17 billion just because people are fucking obsessed with telling everyone what the hell they are doing or what "him" or "her" they are thinking about.

          Nonetheless, Gates and Zuckenburg were innovators. They had the right idea at the right time and turned that shit into a gold mine. So for all of you college shits, after you are done partying non-stop and swapping STD's, throw that college degree in a drawer somewhere, smoke some weed, and come up with the next big thing.

And then fucking cut me off a share for telling you to stop being a dumbass, dumbass.

-MS

"Whatever you think is a good idea, it's not, so just stop... seriously, stop."

I firmly feel sorry for anyone that takes this literally, literally. But the point that is being made here is that pretty much anything you can think of, let me re-phrase that, anything that a rational human being with a mediocre understanding of common sense can think of (sorry this excludes some readers, but don't worry you don't know who you are) as a good idea has a fighting chance if you are willing to put the work into making it happen. That means surrounding yourself with like minded individuals that want to pursue the same goal as you, take the appropriate actions necessary to make this fantasy a reality and devote entire hours of your free time to it so this wishful thought of yours, be it an invention, a lifestyle change or career you badly desire can become yours if you feel it with all of your being.

If, on the other hand, (which is unfortunately 97% of you idiots out there, don't worry you won't think your in this percentage either due to the size of your ego) you have a couple people you know, and unfortunately many other ones that you don't, that after you sit around and have a few beers with this person have the greatest idea or ideas in the world. But talking about something while drinking beer at a bar to somebody that could give a shit if you live or die is different then the plan of action that I mapped out above. You know the guy, "Politicians are all corrupt. What we need is to revolt like Karl Marx said as the Proletariat to overthrow the Bourgeoisie and reset the imbalance of the government." Okay maybe you don't know the guy if you never studied Karl Marx, but if you're hung up on this detail then your missing the bigger picture anyway and should discontinue reading due to your inadequate reading comprehension skills.

Anyway, don't be that asshole at the bar talking about everything while he sits on his ass gulping down his shitty as PBRs, be the guy or gal, that minds their business and puts a plan they truly feel is necessary for fulfillment in his or her life into action by working at it everyday after during and before the current 9-5 they hate.

Just remember, empty talk about ideas with no ambition driving them is as useful as wiping your ass and then taking a shit - to a rational human being with a mediocre understanding of common sense and above - you realize the metaphor here as being pointless. Whereas to the other "3%" of you with the super intellect, you still don't get it, and for that, I'll pointlessly mention Lexxi Foxxx's name here since your intellect is at the level that he portrays as the amazing great looking stupid ass bass player in the best band of all time - Steel Panther.

-MW-

God

“Thou shall not believe in a guy no one has ever seen.” Scarbrezzians 2:16 

        Who is this guy that no one has ever seen? It’s none other than God! Or Allah, or Jesus Christ, or whatever made up character that your religion has fabricated. Think about it people. Your god loves you so much that no matter how much you talk to him, he never talks back. He has NEVER been seen by anyone who is alive today. Oh sure, there is the random person who was thrown through a car windshield in an accident who claims to have “crossed-over” and seen god. I’ve got news for them. Your fucking head just went through a god-damn windshield and then landed on concrete you dumb fuck. You are in critical condition and your body has been hit by a severe case of What The Fuck!

       Another argument I get from Bible thumpers when I say that you can’t see god so he isn’t real is this: You can’t see air but you know that’s real. Want to know how I know air is real? Come over here asshole and let me tie this plastic bag around your head. Guess what happens? You fucking die, thus proving that air is real. 

      The moral of my pointless rambling is to inform whoever may read this to stop being a dipshit who can’t think for themselves. Live your life like there is no tomorrow because tomorrow, your “god” just might let you get shot in the fucking face or killed by a swarm of pissed off Nazi bees….

-MS-