God

“Thou shall not believe in a guy no one has ever seen.” Scarbrezzians 2:16 

        Who is this guy that no one has ever seen? It’s none other than God! Or Allah, or Jesus Christ, or whatever made up character that your religion has fabricated. Think about it people. Your god loves you so much that no matter how much you talk to him, he never talks back. He has NEVER been seen by anyone who is alive today. Oh sure, there is the random person who was thrown through a car windshield in an accident who claims to have “crossed-over” and seen god. I’ve got news for them. Your fucking head just went through a god-damn windshield and then landed on concrete you dumb fuck. You are in critical condition and your body has been hit by a severe case of What The Fuck!

       Another argument I get from Bible thumpers when I say that you can’t see god so he isn’t real is this: You can’t see air but you know that’s real. Want to know how I know air is real? Come over here asshole and let me tie this plastic bag around your head. Guess what happens? You fucking die, thus proving that air is real. 

      The moral of my pointless rambling is to inform whoever may read this to stop being a dipshit who can’t think for themselves. Live your life like there is no tomorrow because tomorrow, your “god” just might let you get shot in the fucking face or killed by a swarm of pissed off Nazi bees….

-MS-