I guess by that I mean that a college education is a waste of time. That's a disclaimer just in case a random high school student inadvertently stumbles upon this blog somehow while scouring the internet for porn. At the very least finish high school that way you can learn to, I don't know, speak proper English. Just skip the stupid fucking part in math where the teacher shows you some shit like this:
What the fuck all that is about I have no idea. Let me give you an example of math you will need in life.
Total of your monthly bills = $2000
Total of your monthly wages from your underpaying job that you got a degree for = $1800
so 1800-2000= Your car getting repossessed.
Maybe a college degree would have kept me from going off subject for the opening paragraph of this essay, or blog, or what the fuck ever this is. Back to the subject. Some of the most successful people in the world are college dropouts. I measure success in $$$ because good feelings and happiness don't fucking pay for bills, regardless of what any tree-hugging dipshit tells you.
Here are two of the more popular examples of people who are fricking rich and said "The fuck with college." (I'm only listing two because frankly, I'm too fucking lazy to research anymore.) Bill Gates and Mark Zuckenberg. Dudes are fucking loaded. Zuckenberg is the founder of Facebook, which even you half-wits should have known. This fucking guy is worth about $17 billion just because people are fucking obsessed with telling everyone what the hell they are doing or what "him" or "her" they are thinking about.
Nonetheless, Gates and Zuckenburg were innovators. They had the right idea at the right time and turned that shit into a gold mine. So for all of you college shits, after you are done partying non-stop and swapping STD's, throw that college degree in a drawer somewhere, smoke some weed, and come up with the next big thing.
And then fucking cut me off a share for telling you to stop being a dumbass, dumbass.
-MS
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